My iPhone was on speaker, set at full volume.  “What was that?” I asked, pretending not to hear.

“I said I finished your book–and I thought it was just wonderful!” the woman’s voice sounded, excitedly, again.

Ahh, what a glorious sound it was, too: I-finished-your-book-and-I-thought-it-was-just-wonderful!  Yes, there was an exclamation point in there–I heard it.  Exclamation point!  Yes!

“And I loved the message,” she went on.  “It was a strong message.  A positive message.”  I was wondering how this lovely woman had gotten my phone number, but I wasn’t about to ask her now.  Keep the glorious sounds of music playing!  “It’s all about persevering,” she was now explaining, gloriously as ever.  “Just like your dedication page says in the front.  Jack had everything and the kitchen sink thrown at him.  The others, too.  There was one conflict after another.  It was a real page turner.  I thoroughly enjoyed it.  So much.  Well, I know you’re busy, Gary–”

The dear woman’s melodious voice was beginning to wane a tad.  The music mustn’t stop yet.  It was way too early for that.  “Yes,” I said, quickly, “Wandering West, as much as anything, is a story of redemption.  Jack is constantly faced with the age old conflict of duty versus emotion as he strives for redemption.  As  he struggles to cope.  As he searches for peace and contentment.”

“Like we all do,” she added.  “That’s what makes it so special.  Jack is any one of us.  We could be him.  Well, kinda.  I’m not so sure I could handle what he did.  But we do what we have to do, don’t we?  Well, I better let you go, Gary–I know how busy you must be.  Working on your next novel and all.  I just wanted you to know how much I enjoyed Wandering West.  And how much I look forward to the next one.”

“Thank you,” I said, wishing she wouldn’t hang up quite yet.  I still didn’t know how she had gotten my cellphone number.  Surely, there was one more song for her to sing.  If only multitudes could hear this magnificent soprano.

Oh yeah.  They can at least read the lyrics.  Right here.  And then click onto the order tab in the book section of this website.  Good idea.  Great idea!  Exclamation point!